| NAME | AB | R | H | 2B | 3B | HR | RBI | BB | AVG | OBP |
| Brian 'Chonger' Chong | 15 | 7 | 8 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 1 | .533 | .600 |
| Carla 'purple chair' Wilson | 17 | 1 | 11 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | .647 | .647 |
| 'StoneCold' Chris Austin | 20 | 13 | 14 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 16 | 4 | .700 | .900 |
| Claudia 'Baby Mama' Pavao | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 | .000 |
| Devin 'Big Papi' Molestad | 6 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .500 | .500 |
| Ian 'assistant GM' Seagar | 11 | 3 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | .636 | .727 |
| Jennifer 'Baby Mama pt 2' Hetherington | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 | .000 |
| John 'Pavs' Pavao | 14 | 10 | 12 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 11 | 1 | .857 | .929 |
| Laura 'Chongerette' Chong | 17 | 9 | 12 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | .706 | .765 |
| Mark 'New Guy' Hagan | 6 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | .667 | .667 |
| Mims 'This is why I'm Hot' | 14 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | .357 | .500 |
| Paul 'I called the financial crisis' Heth | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 | .000 |
| Paulo 'Punctual' Pequeno | 17 | 9 | 13 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | .765 | .765 |
| Rick 'who needs couches' Alyea | 24 | 10 | 20 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 9 | 0 | .833 | .833 |
| Rina 'Marathon runner and Tyrells mom' Toteda | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | .250 | .250 |
| Sarah 'delberta' Nicholls | 8 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | .375 | .375 |
| Shelley 'Brown' Brown | 16 | 4 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | .438 | .438 |
| Steve 'Sachilottttttttooooooo' Sachiloto | 4 | 4 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 1.000 | 1.000 |
| Terry 'Vegas Baby' Jackson | 14 | 4 | 10 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 11 | 0 | .714 | .714 |